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ANTI BLACK FRIDAY CHARITY WEEKEND

AYO LISTEN UP We're a little sickened by the mindless consumerism of Black Friday, and the equally mindless ways that online sellers spam you with imaginary black friday sales etc. SO we decided to do something a bit different: FROM NOW THROUGH MONDAY, ALL PROFITS ON ALL PRODUCTS AT HORRIBLENOISE.CA WILL GO TO CHARITY. Yep that's right. Which charity you ask? 28 Too Many. They're an NGO working to end the practice of female genital mutilation / female circumcision. FGM is practiced in more than 28 African countries, and is defined as the "ritual removal of female external genitalia", often including the clitoris. Basically it's done to control women and their sexuality, but it's also (incorrectly) associated with cleanliness and modesty. The...

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HORRIBLE HAPPENINGS

hello fuccpersons, I have so much new gear in the works its makin' me sweat bullets, even more than usual. Just now I made a limited run of 8x10 BEASTBOY prints available in the store, go check it out! There's much, much more in the works though! Namely all new graphic tees, sweaters, graphic leggings, printed socks, and even fuccin phone cases! Whats more, there are gonna be some dank deals to fuc up your holiday shopping list with too, I don't wanna give away too much here, but lets just say Black Friday is gonna be HUGE. Oh, and a big shout out to all you wildcats who bought sweaters, hope u are staying sharp and stayin' warm! Scope...

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FALL 2016 LAUNCH: Hoodies. Models. Empty Bottles.

Hello my sweet child, you look great. I've launched a whole bunch of new products to keep you warm this fall and winter. What's more, I held a photoshoot with real live human models, showcasing the entire horriblenoise collection, save for a few designs that are brand spanking new. So now you can see what things look like on a human body, instead of a floating ghost. (not that floating ghosts aren't cool, amirite?). We've come a long way from having 3 shirts and a button pack for sale in the store, and this is still just the beginning. Check back regularly for more new product launches and exclusive deals that will bring you the emotional fulfillment you have been seeking...

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Horrible Update!

Yo flam whats good? I figured its about time I checked in and told you what's new. Since launching with 3 shirts less than 3 months ago, We've produced 13 more unique shirt designs, a super dank button pack, and one sexy but dangerous canvas tote bag. This is all great stuff but if you ask me, its what is coming up next that is really exciting. We are very close to shipping the following heavy dankage: Black tees with white text/graphics (by popular request). All-over print American Apparel Sweaters (check it out!) Multiple ENAMEL PIN designs (these shits are not easy to get made right!) Graphic HOODIES (these will for sure beat autumn within an inch of its putrid...

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Introduction

Hello again yes that's right its me HORRIBLENOISE. My friend who is good at the computer helped me build this new dank af website for by which to sell and promote myself and my cartoonery. I was about ready to give in to the pressures of being broke and eating bits of string as if it was spaghetti, but some folks let me know just how much they believed in me and liked my stuff. So that, plus this well-oiled new website have got me grindin my teeth about this stuff harder than ever. I'm producin' more art and getting into more trouble than ever before. Thanks for stopping by.  Now buy something or I will bite your ankles at...

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