This shirt is totally sick. It's stylish and comfortable and fits like the skin of a soft animal that creepily has my exact torso. And it's a wonderfully black shade of black. No messing about.
I rock this shirt at serious AND non-serious functions: I just don't give any fucks. People say, "nice shirt." And I hear their secret question: "where can *I* get such a rad shirt?" While I'm tempted to send them on an elaborate treasure hunt involving a haunted speakeasy, a pregnant monkey, some green onions I grew, and a legendary Peruvian artist, I instead say, "go to horriblenoise.ca," and then clarify that "dot-C-A" is a real top-level domain and that, in a twist of the plot, there are MANY such rad shirts available on this Web site. (They can hear that I capitalize the W in Web site when I speak these words.)
Anywho, buy this shirt. If you buy two shirts, you ALSO get free stickers.
Sick shirt, and hörrible in the best way.
Dank shirt, dank art.
Badass tee. Badass designer. Makes anyone wearing the designs more horrible :)