NOT DEAD YET tee

Received really quick (I am in UK) and t-shirt is awesome. Really soft and good size. Comfy and washes well. Love the design

shirts is great, design is rad, meat was loose. thanks hoinoi

i was in the hospital following a (tw) suicide attempt a few weeks after i had ordered this. it was delivered to my mom while i was in the hospital, and realizing what it was, texted her asking her to open it and look. needless to say it went over humorously. always a great experience with this shop, 10/10 recommending horrible noise shirts to everyone i know at every given opportunity. based

Sick shirt, and hörrible in the best way.

Dank shirt, dank art.

Badass tee. Badass designer. Makes anyone wearing the designs more horrible :)

the dude knows how to sell stuff.

This shirt is totally sick. It's stylish and comfortable and fits like the skin of a soft animal that creepily has my exact torso. And it's a wonderfully black shade of black. No messing about. I rock this shirt at serious AND non-serious functions: I just don't give any fucks. People say, "nice shirt." And I hear their secret question: "where can *I* get such a rad shirt?" While I'm tempted to send them on an elaborate treasure hunt involving a haunted speakeasy, a pregnant monkey, some green onions I grew, and a legendary Peruvian artist, I instead say, "go to horriblenoise.ca," and then clarify that "dot-C-A" is a real top-level domain and that, in a twist of the plot, there are MANY such rad shirts available on this Web site. (They can hear that I capitalize the W in Web site when I speak these words.) Anywho, buy this shirt. If you buy two shirts, you ALSO get free stickers.