This shirt is totally sick. It's stylish and comfortable and fits like the skin of a soft animal that creepily has my exact torso. And it's a wonderfully black shade of black. No messing about.
I rock this shirt at serious AND non-serious functions: I just don't give any fucks. People say, "nice shirt." And I hear their secret question: "where can *I* get such a rad shirt?" While I'm tempted to send them on an elaborate treasure hunt involving a haunted speakeasy, a pregnant monkey, some green onions I grew, and a legendary Peruvian artist, I instead say, "go to horriblenoise.ca," and then clarify that "dot-C-A" is a real top-level domain and that, in a twist of the plot, there are MANY such rad shirts available on this Web site. (They can hear that I capitalize the W in Web site when I speak these words.)
Anywho, buy this shirt. If you buy two shirts, you ALSO get free stickers.