ANTI BLACK FRIDAY CHARITY WEEKEND
AYO LISTEN UP
We're a little sickened by the mindless consumerism of Black Friday, and the equally mindless ways that online sellers spam you with imaginary black friday sales etc.
SO we decided to do something a bit different:
FROM NOW THROUGH MONDAY, ALL PROFITS ON ALL PRODUCTS AT HORRIBLENOISE.CA WILL GO TO CHARITY.
Yep that's right. Which charity you ask? 28 Too Many. They're an NGO working to end the practice of female genital mutilation / female circumcision.
FGM is practiced in more than 28 African countries, and is defined as the "ritual removal of female external genitalia", often including the clitoris.
Basically it's done to control women and their sexuality, but it's also (incorrectly) associated with cleanliness and modesty. The actual cutting is sometimes done by very unsanitary means, and there have been many deaths from complications.

A world without clitorises is not one we wanna live in.
If you feel the same, maybe cop some HORRIBLENOISE gear for yourself or
a loved one, OR help spread the word by posting on social media with hashtags like #clitsout #horriblenoise #endfgm #fuckblackfriday and #fuckfgm !!!
a loved one, OR help spread the word by posting on social media with hashtags like #clitsout #horriblenoise #endfgm #fuckblackfriday and #fuckfgm !!!