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July Launch Sale! New Clothes, New Cause

My dudes, my darlings, I dunno about where you are, but here in the Pacific Northwest, this is turning out to be the  HOTTEST friccin summer ever. So, to help you stay cool (and look cool), I've worked my pubes to the bone in order to design and produce an ALL NEW run of summer clothes to help you beat the heat! In classic HONO fashion, I'm gonna have a week-long launch sale, with a chunk of all sales going to charity. While I've classically donated 100% of profits to charity during these launch campaigns, I'm now doing this as a full-time gig, and can only afford to give 10% of proceeds to my chosen cause. Now, without further ado:...

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HORRIBLE NEWS: Anthony Fantano is officially a TUFF DUDE

Ayy its me ur man horriblenoise. I have something pretty spicy to share with yall; Anthony Fantano , the WORLDS FOREMOST alternative music critic, whose YouTube channel theneedledrop boasts more than 1 MILLION subscribers, has been spotted wearing my TUFF DUDE shirt in one of his latest videos!: I'm pretty gassed about the whole thing. I've been a Fantano fan for years, and jellyc0la has been following him since before he had 1000 subs! The man has done the grueling legwork of finding so much HORRIBLE NOISE for me and so many others over the years, its no wonder he has been blessed with the best teeth in the game. Anyway! Big shout out to my man Dankthony! You can...

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🔪💦 New drops for June / QUIT MAH DAY JOB 🔪💦

Hello again. Its me, ur boi, Horriblenoise. I've barely recovered from the RE:CODED x HONO charity sale, but its already time for more! 🔪💦 First off, the big news is that I quit my day job, and am now making art and selling clothes full time! (At least through the summer... and please hold your congrats until I make the rent next month!). As a result, I can't be giving ALL the money we make to charity anymore. However, I know you guys love it, and we love doing it, so this time around 10% of proceeds will be going to East Van Roasters. They're a really cool non-profit coffee and artisan chocolate shop here in Vancouver, that provides pre-employment...

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SUMMER '17 LAUNCH; DANK DISCOUNTS AND FEEL-GOOD CHARITY FLEXATIONS

Alright, so to celebrate our achievement in creating our newest wearable products for your raggedy-asses, and to better spread stoke, we will be doing individual 24-hour FLASH SALES for each new design that we drop. Basically twice a day we will drop new items, and each will have its own 24-hour countdown timer, within which you will be able purchase said item at 20% OFF. As usual, ALL ORDERS OVER 30$ will receive an envelope of HORRIBLENOISE FREEBIES (think stickers, patches, weird stuff). Now, this didn’t quite seem reflective enough of our excitement about the launch, or of our appreciation of our customers, so once again: during the initial launch 100% OF PROFITS WILL GO TO CHARITY (after costs!). Why?...

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ANTI BLACK FRIDAY CHARITY WEEKEND

AYO LISTEN UP We're a little sickened by the mindless consumerism of Black Friday, and the equally mindless ways that online sellers spam you with imaginary black friday sales etc. SO we decided to do something a bit different: FROM NOW THROUGH MONDAY, ALL PROFITS ON ALL PRODUCTS AT HORRIBLENOISE.CA WILL GO TO CHARITY. Yep that's right. Which charity you ask? 28 Too Many. They're an NGO working to end the practice of female genital mutilation / female circumcision. FGM is practiced in more than 28 African countries, and is defined as the "ritual removal of female external genitalia", often including the clitoris. Basically it's done to control women and their sexuality, but it's also (incorrectly) associated with cleanliness and modesty. The...

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