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BLACK FRIDAY ANTI-SALE IS BACK! 100% OF PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY!

Well, I can hardly believe it, but its already been a year since our hugely successful anti-sale to raise funds for 28 too many; a charity that works to end female circumcision in Africa through education. I promised to do it again, so here I am. As a protest against the ugliness of black friday consumerism, and the ridiculous practice of putting fake discounts on jacked up prices, I instead offer you regular priced items, but 100% of proceeds will go to charity... and I'M REAL GO DAM EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE CUZ I BEEN LOSIN' SLEEP ABOUT IT FOR CLOSE TO A DECADE. (and you should be too) I've chosen to send all profits from this Anti Black Friday Charity...

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HORRIBLE UPDATE / WINTER 18 LAUNCH

Hello, its me, horriblenoise. Since you last heard from me I quit my restaurant job to be a full-time artist, but I got addicted to freediving for Dungeness Crabs & became super unproductive, so I have since gone back to my restaurant job part-time. Turns out crabs don't pay the bills. I also had my first ever showing at an actual art gallery. Which was way too cool. It was on Halloween night, and the theme was "garbage", it was also a costume party:         All my best Vancouver homeys came out, along with some instagram friends who I got to meet in person for the first time, as well as ton of entirely new faces, who had heard about...

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The NEVER CHILL ButtonPack is here!

  Hello scumbags, Its ur boi hoinoi, just checkin in to tell you about the release of my all-new 2017 BUTTONPACK! Its a set of TWO 1.5 inch glossy buttons to pin to your shit to make it way more cooler.   Finally, for all you turkeys who are always messaging me telling me you're too broke to buy my shirts, this is a perfect opportunity to support my weirdo art in an inexpensive way, thru both your purchase, and thru wearing it on your goddam self!   Oh, and if that not already spicy enuff 4 ya; I'm offering this new piece of HORRIBLENOISE at 20% off until midnight (Pacific) tonight! Additionally, 10%  of all profits here at HORRIBLENOISE.CA...

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July Launch Sale! New Clothes, New Cause

My dudes, my darlings, I dunno about where you are, but here in the Pacific Northwest, this is turning out to be the  HOTTEST friccin summer ever. So, to help you stay cool (and look cool), I've worked my pubes to the bone in order to design and produce an ALL NEW run of summer clothes to help you beat the heat! In classic HONO fashion, I'm gonna have a week-long launch sale, with a chunk of all sales going to charity. While I've classically donated 100% of profits to charity during these launch campaigns, I'm now doing this as a full-time gig, and can only afford to give 10% of proceeds to my chosen cause. Now, without further ado:...

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HORRIBLE NEWS: Anthony Fantano is officially a TUFF DUDE

Ayy its me ur man horriblenoise. I have something pretty spicy to share with yall; Anthony Fantano , the WORLDS FOREMOST alternative music critic, whose YouTube channel theneedledrop boasts more than 1 MILLION subscribers, has been spotted wearing my TUFF DUDE shirt in one of his latest videos!: I'm pretty gassed about the whole thing. I've been a Fantano fan for years, and jellyc0la has been following him since before he had 1000 subs! The man has done the grueling legwork of finding so much HORRIBLE NOISE for me and so many others over the years, its no wonder he has been blessed with the best teeth in the game. Anyway! Big shout out to my man Dankthony! You can...

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