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SUMMER '17 LAUNCH; DANK DISCOUNTS AND FEEL-GOOD CHARITY FLEXATIONS

Alright, so to celebrate our achievement in creating our newest wearable products for your raggedy-asses, and to better spread stoke, we will be doing individual 24-hour FLASH SALES for each new design that we drop. Basically twice a day we will drop new items, and each will have its own 24-hour countdown timer, within which you will be able purchase said item at 20% OFF. As usual, ALL ORDERS OVER 30$ will receive an envelope of HORRIBLENOISE FREEBIES (think stickers, patches, weird stuff). Now, this didn’t quite seem reflective enough of our excitement about the launch, or of our appreciation of our customers, so once again: during the initial launch 100% OF PROFITS WILL GO TO CHARITY (after costs!). Why?...

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